The future of glassware starts with us.
If for some reason you are unfamiliar with Tinder, it is a dating app that is basically a modern Hot or Not showing other people with the app within a certain mile radius. You can see their pictures and a character description, then swipe right to like or left for NOPE. If you both like each other, you are able to chat and do your mating dance of choice. No penises yet, but things people who are trying to get a date should not be doing. I started taking screenshots when I got the idea for this article and two days later I had over fifty examples of guys not in touch with what women want to see. Look, Tinder is a superficial app. It is what it is. That means check your skiing pictures and pictures with sunglasses on if you are wearing sunglasses in all of your pictures, I will assume you are a demon trying to hide your blood-red eyes.